Clecktionary — Cleckheaton’s Dictionary

v. To go above and beyond one’s expectations of Cleckheaton.

adj. The feeling one gets when about to embark on a Cleckspedition or when having a Clecksperience.

v. Exercising in Cleckheaton, usu. running from the Police.

n. Getting rid of the bad bits in Cleck’.

n. An outing or expedition into Cleckheaton, usu. from outer lying areas.

v. Exactly the kind thing you’d come to expect of a place like Cleckheaton.

adj. Something in Cleckheaton which can be classed as being more expensive than Cleckspected. Recent increase in the use of the word ‘Cleckspensive’ led to the opening of a pound-store in the town.

n. An experience involving/centred around Cleckheaton. Usually a night out, a Clecksperience may (and usually does) include visits to ’spoons, The George and later on, The Regal!

n. Someone who knows everything there is to know about Cleckheaton.

adj. How much?!

n. Cleckheaton’s own brand of thief.

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